Kwame Brown
Bitched out by Jordan
Revitalized by Jackson
If only he could catch…
Kobe Bryant
Tenacious scorer
Frequent ballhog and rapist
Number eight no more
Andrew Bynum
They say that high school
Kids take time to develop.
At least he’s seven feet.
Brian Cook
He’s big. He can shoot.
Don’t ask for anything more
‘Cuz he can’t do it.
Maurice Evans
Acquired for Samb
I hear he plays good defense
I hope that’s not a lie
Jordan Farmar
Jews in basketball
Are reporters or owners.
This kid takes the court
Aaron McKie
Solid in Philly
Should have been “Ron Harper lite”
Please retire right now
Chris Mihm
A seven footer
With a nice shooting touch and moves,
Shouldn’t he score more?
Lamar Odom
Six foot ten inches
A multitude of mad skills
Kobe’s own Scottie
Smush Parker
Undrafted point guard
Solid in season, choked after.
Let’s teach him to shoot!
Vladimir Radmanovic
Vladimir now
Only when he learns to flop
Will he be Vlade
Ronny Turiaf
Heart problems are gone
Rebounds, hustle, dunks and blocks
The French Mark Madsen
Sasha Vujacic
Euro who can shoot.
Season highlight: trash talked Nash.
Too bad Nash bitched him.
Luke Walton
A Phil favorite
Son of “throw it down big man”
Student of the game
Shammond Williams
Quite short shooting guard
Not good enough to play point
Two mil down the drain.